Never let your Dad shop in the paranormal aisle. 🦃 Welcome to the worst Thanksgiving in history.br br In this episode of "Welcome to Nowhere," Frank thinks he found the ultimate bargain: a massive turkey from the Void Dimension. The problem? It’s a Phoenix. Every time Mom tries to roast it, it resurrects, catches fire, and screams at us.br br To make matters worse, I brought a normal guy home for dinner, and we have to gaslight him into thinking flaming poultry is totally normal.