ELFIS sings a weird funny Christmas song Plastic Santa for those that are forced to over decorate. Lyrics Steven Stay, music B.R. Hanby. ELFIS, Short for "E Long Fong I Song", the name given to Santa Tech dropout "Stewart E Pedd II" by his Elf Guru, "Elfi Ona Honda Beyonda Ponda". Re-live the real life Stu Pedd adventures in word and song as ELFIS shares his twisted journey from normal North Pole kid to Santa Technical College to elf commune. LYRICS: Plastic Santa Up on the housetop I climbed because My wife bought a plastic Santa Clause It came with a sleigh pulled by eight reindeer and she insisted it go up there OH OH OH why did I go OH OH OH why did I go Up on the housetop so quick quick quick With my wife's stupid Santa made of plastic First came the problem with that hammer and nail I hit my thumb, oh it hurt like H@#$... well The wind then came up and it really blew Off the roof me and Santa flew CHORUS Next thing I knew, it happened so fast They had me in a custom made whole body cast My wife said she was sorry, she seemed sincere She said: Don't worry about plastic Santa...