ELFIS shares a funny Christmas song about stress and frustration during the holidays. Lyrics Steven Stay, music Eddie Pola & George Wyle. ELFIS, Short for "E Long Fong I Song", the name given to Santa Tech dropout "Stewart E Pedd II" by his Elf Guru, "Elfi Ona Honda Beyonda Ponda". Re-live the real life Stu Pedd adventures in word and song as ELFIS shares his twisted journey from normal North Pole kid to Santa Technical College to elf commune. LYRICS - Most Frustrating Time of the Year Lyrics Steven Stay, music Eddie Pola & George Wyle.