I want to lock Betty Crocker in the kitchen br And knock her upper during supper br Clutter up her butter gutter br Hostess Ding Dong wrapped an eggroll around my wong br While Dolly Madison proceded to ping my pong br Your Milky Way is M'n'M in your britches br And I'll tell you Baby Ruth it looks mighty delicious br Keep blowing my gum, cuz here I come br I'm gonna get you all sticky with my Bubble Yum br br Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a bone, baby br br I was givin' some head to some french bread br It was a four course orgy on the spread of my bed br French kissin' french fries in my Fruit of the Looms br I get deeper penetration with a fork and a spoon br br I got yogurt meat loaf smeared all over my ass br I stick my weiner in two buns and and then give it the gas br Sour cream from my spleen into Levi jeans br Gonna bust the seams with my refried beans br br Ronald McDonald just loves to be fondled br With Big Mac he'll fuck it like a Chicken McNugget br Colonel Sanders wants to goose Granny's loose caboose br He's gonna give her a boost with that Kentucky fried juice br Sooper doop poop scoop, loop de loop, chicken coop br Shoot some hoop, top sirloin from the groin br Topped with dick cheese, sneeze, wheeze, br From the skeez disease, wooi! br br Take a dump, baby, squirt some gravy br Pour some sugar on me, honey, make it brown & runny br Give a little Flavor Flav, back from the grave br Gonna burn some toast, pump some humpin' rump roast br br Knick knack paddywhack, jump in the sack, in fact br Jerk the smack and crack Jack from the back br Bananarama or ramabanana br Fuckin' Barry Manilow on the Copa Cabana br br Squeeze me macaroni, slop your face with my bolony br br You gotta syphon the spinach, you gotta cream the corn br Sperm scrambles the eggs and a meal is born br Cookin' like a beginner, but I'm goin' up in her br I had Fritos for lunch I'm havin' bush for dinner br Chef Boyardee and the Three Muskateers br Shove Charleston Chews in their rears like queers br "Holy moly, guacamole!" said my Chips Ahoy br I'm gonna pinch a ravioli on the Pillsbury dough boy br br Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a boner, baby br br We came to pottie... we came to pottie down that road... br We came to pottie...