Funny Christmas Song about a roadkill reindeer performed by ELFIS. Made famous by Bob River on Dr. Demento. Lyrics by Bob Rivers, music by Richard Storrs Willis ELFIS, Short for "E Long Fong I Song", the name given to Santa Tech dropout "Stewart E Pedd II" by his Elf Guru, "Elfi Ona Honda Beyonda Ponda". Re-live the real life Stu Pedd adventures in word and song as ELFIS shares his twisted journey from normal North Pole kid to Santa Technical College to elf commune.