Note: Actually, the jingle writer nothing against law school and lawyers, especially those who are related to him :-) The ideas and elements presented in the song, although arranged and made into a rockin' punk song by BK, were inspired by the jingle buyer, Anonymous. So let's say that you're thinking about a career move because you're not really into your engineering job anymore. And let's just say that the company you're working for will pay for night classes at a university. Sounds like a great recipe for law school! So you start going to law school, but realize that you'll have to put your life completely on hold for the next several years to even think about passing your classes AND maintaining your 40+ hour day job. All is not lost though - at least you'll get get to socialize with all those quick-witted law school ladies :-) So you go for it, and it's even tougher than you had thought. After a quarter, your dream starts to crumble. Your work decided to cut out reimbursing your tuition. And those quick-witted ladies? To quick for you, my friend.