Are you ready to split your sides? Rub some ointment on your aching smiley face and spend the night peeing your pants – but in a nice way?br br Well join us for the ultimate challenge and watch some of the worst film ever made.br br LIVE!!! At midnight we screen a Rutger Hauer classic, but the soundtrack is provided by some of London’s hottest stand-up talent including:br br * Vanessa Hammickbr * Charlotte Gittensbr * Fraser Millwardbr * Paul Foxcroftbr * Sara Pascoebr br and CT's THE ALIEN FACTORbr (1978, Don Dohler)br Meet Leemoid, Zagatile and Interbyce. They’re the three aliens whose spaceship has crashed in a small town outside of Baltimore. See this film they way it was meant to be seen - on the big screen with CINEMATIC TITANIC.