★★★★★Featured Pick★★★★★ This is my very first music video so don't expect too much. It's a collab video with youtube user DeStorm who made the music. Check out David's many other sketch comedy and vlog videos at Many more videos on the way! Check Out his Sketch Comedy Videos Playlist at: Check Out his Vlog videos playlist at: Check out his "Dear Dave" videos playlist at : Check Out his Video Diaries playlist at: Check Out his random videos playlist at: Add David on these other sites Chris The Crackhead & Cockblocking T-shirts at Other Merchandise at Lyrics: I saw a fight in Japan, A man With a tan, Yo mama get slapped by Jackie Chan, He said I'm sorry, I dont give a dam. She grabbed her gun and Jackie ran! I saw a baby turn blue, A man turn green, A man with a frow with afro sheen? In a bright blue suit looking fresh and clean, like peewee Herman and Mr. Bean. I saw a cat get shot, A man get maced , what did the 5 fingers say to the face. Breast are Nice but booties are Great. When They Jiggle and wiggle and Shake Shake Shake.! I saw a guy named earl, dressed like a girl, loved to do freaky things with squirrels, Came to my house with a Jerry curl, yelling out Dave I'll rock you world! I saw two men in a car, the car jumped far, they were two white boys yelling yeehaw, crashed and burned ...