Santa knows if you've been naughty or nice. He knows, because your four-year-old son has called 911 to make sure. The Niceville Police Department and 911 were shocked and amused when four-year-old Florida boy dialed to report his father had "been very bad." He asked the police dispatcher to write a message to North Pole, who sent a patrol car instead. Exactly what happens when you've been naughty? According to the four-year-old, "you get a big rock under your house." Here is The Smoking Gun report of the January 2, 2010 call.