Britney buzzes by Starbucks in Malibu, and a distraught woman throws hot coffee all over the front of Britney's convertible Mercedes. In the process, about a dozen paparazzi and their expensive camera equipment becomes doused as well, all caught on camera. Word to the wise: don't throw hot coffee on persons or sensitive personal property; you could be charged with assault with a deadly weapon (hot coffee) and willful destruction of private property. Fortunately, Britney escapes the mayhem unscathed.