I've been to hell. I spell it...I spell it DMV br Anyone that's been there knows precisely what I mean br Stood there and I've waited and choked back the urge to scream br And if I had my druthers I'd screw a chimpanzee-call it pointless br br When I need relief I spell it THC br Perhpas you may know vaguely what I mean br I sit back and smoke away huge chunks of memory br As I slowly inflict upon myself a full lobotomy-call it pointless br br Barbecues, tea kettles, gobs of axle grease br There comes a time for every man to sail the seas of cheese br Now, life's a bowl of bagel dogs, but there are unpleasantries br Cold toilet seats, dentist chairs and trips to DMV-call it pointless br br I've been to hell. I spell it...