Alex, tried to give me a slap,br So I pulled my fist back, gave him a smack,br I climb four hundred mountains,br Get my thrills from golden fountains,br A spoon, broom and tune,br Keep me busy in my bedroom,br I like the way it makes me feel,br When someone wins, deal or no deal,br br I spend all my time, just thinking how to rhyme,br Ah, this is gunna take up a line,br I can’t think what else to write,br Maybe, I’m not to so bright,br My agent writes all my linesbr You can see he is pretty crap,br See that doesn’t even rhyme,br br I spend my life on cityville,br Its such a thrill, this stuff makes me ill,br I shoot to kill, your Mum to fill,br I wish Chelsea lost ten nil,br Ah man, here comes the old bill,br Which ones Phil, which ones Lil?br Ha, look he’s tiddly still,br I would like to take a pill,