I was working in the lab late one night br When my eyes beheld an eerie sight br For my monster from his slab began to rise br And suddenly to my surprise br br He did the mash br He did the monster mash br The monster mash br It was a graveyard smash br He did the mash br It caught on in a flash br He did the mash br He did the monster mash br br From my laboratory in the castle east br To the master bedroom where the vampires feast br The ghouls all came from their humble abodes br To get a jolt from my electrodes br br They did the mash br They did the monster mash br The monster mash br It was a graveyard smash br They did the mash br It caught on in a flash br They did the mash br They did the monster mash br br The zombies were having fun br The party had just begun br The guests included Wolf Man br Dracula and his son br br The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds br Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds br The coffin-bangers were about to arrive br With their vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five" br br They played the mash br They played the monster mash br The monster mash br It was a graveyard smash br They played the mash br It caught on in a flash br They played the mash br They played the monster mash br br Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring br Seems he was troubled by just one thing br He opened the lid and shook his fist br And said, "Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist?" br br It's now the mash br It's now the monster mash br The monster mash br And it's a graveyard smash br It's now the mash br It's caught on in a flash br It's now the mash br It's now the monster mash br br Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band br And my monster mash is the hit of the land br For you, the living, this mash was meant too br When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you br br Then you can mash br Then you can monster mash br The monster mash br And do my graveyard smash br Then you can mash br You'll catch on in a flash br Then you can mash br Then you can monster mash br br a href="