Funny Quotes to brighten your lifebr br When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car. Will Rogers br br Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Unknownbr br A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. Lana Turner br br A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.