Parody of G1 Transformers Season 2 episode "Enter the Nightbird". br br ACT 1 - Wheeljack is showing off his detection heating panels when a mysterious Asian man contacts the Autobots, who would much rather watch the Three Stooges. The man says he was the first human to see Transformers because of Prime's foray into a time warp. All was captured on a security tape which Optimus took with him. Wheeljack and Ratchet don't seem impressed with the robot woman at first. Spike's blog causes trouble for the Autobot leader and the mysterious man. Megatron learns the identity of Prime's mistress, the Decepticon leader captures the female ninja. Starscream isn't attracted to Prime's other woman. Megatron pounces on the opportunity of ruining the deceitful Prime's image in her eyes. Jazz and Prime argue with the mysterious Asian man, identified as "Famous Scientist" Dr. Fujiyama, about who's the blame for Nightbird's kidnapping. Nightbird goes to Autobot Headquarters for the world energy chip inside Teletraan One. After the lights go out she encounters her former lover and his eager cohorts. br br ACT 2 - Nightbird, fueled by anger, fights off and avoids capture by Optimus, Jazz, Cliffjumper and the delusional Bluestreak. The Autobot leader's enthusiasm for sex was spurned at the possibility of losing Elita One while Alpha Trion was upgrading her form. Optimus claims while the Autobots were preparing to leave Cybertron, Elita was destroyed. Jazz points out that after Orion Pax's upgrade to Optimus Prime, the Autobot commander became friends with Megatron while Ariel, Elita's previous form, was still being worked on. Nightbird battles a score of horny Autobots looking for a date. Prime loses his rifle but gains a vibrator? Megatron is tired of being called Starscream's lover and wants to end those rumors by the fans. Ratchet and Ironhide find that the electricity fuse (world energy chip) is missing from Teletraan One, they contact Optimus. The robot once known as Orion Pax feels the consequences of his philandering. br br ACT 3 - Can Cliffjumper jump over piles of shit. The Autobots won't take no for an answer as they pursue the female ninja model. Megatron plans on marrying Nightbird so he kicks Starscream out of the Decepticons organization for fear the whiny jet will embarrass him in front of the woman he loves. Nightbird is briefly subdued by the Autobots. The Bots regain their electricity fuse but Nightbird is freed by Megatron. Meanwhile in Megatron's temporary love nest, Starscream escapes after watching the demise of his Decepticon career unfolding. Screamer uses his marriage annulment ray to put the ninja out of commission. Megatron abandons his new lady for revenge against her attacker. The Autobots take Nightbird back to Dr. Fujiyama damaged in more way than one. Against Optimus' will his troops do the unforgivable to Nightbird, causing her creator to vow revenge and possibly enlisting the help of fellow doctors Morgan and Swafford.