The Mayan calendar predicted December 21, 2012 as the end of the world, but the Psychic Mayan Rapper predicts every major event this year in this recently found, ancient footage. Ordinary year-end "wrap ups" or "rap ups" take note--the Notorious PMR has scooped you by thousands of years!br br Get your Smooth-E merch! Don't forget to Subscribe! Follow Me on Twitter! Like me on Facebook! Leave me a message! (323) 379- ERIC (3742)br Instagram me! @eeericschwartzbr br Written, produced, performed and edited by Eric Schwartz: Shot and Directed by Eric Lombart : Makeup by Desiree V. Castro: Hawk Costume by Mikiko Nagao, MKO Costumes: br LYRICS:br You may have heard that the Mayans predicted the end of the world on December 21, 2012. Well, that's not all we predicted, motherf**ker!br br [INTRO]br I'm the psychic Mayan rapper and for what it's worthbr I will foretell about 2012, the last year on Earthbr br There's a lot of things about our culture that you do not knowbr Like, we rap, in English and shoot videosbr br I'm making these predictions in three hundred B.C.br When nobody but me knows what B.C. meansbr br Just your average Toltec psychic from Chichen Itzabr Rhyming 'bout the future over hardcore beats-uhbr br [CHORUS]br He's the psychic Mayan Rapper, what you gon do?br Everything he forsees always comes truebr His predictions are specific, yeah he always comes throughbr So listen what he says about the twenty one-twobr br [VERSE 1]br The year will start with the birth of a childbr Blue Ivy name protected, copyright filedbr br Five British boys, girls lose their witsbr They'll all go one direction, but which way it is?br br A naked man will paint himself and tears will fallbr His ex girlfriend magically appears from a wallbr br A woman famous just for having sexbr Will trade a white dress for a Kanye Westbr br Sweet, sweet Swift too many hits to count thembr Each boyfriend has a song about thembr br Music will sound a little oddbr Double time beats with a wah-wah-wahbr br A Lady named Gaga will put a few pounds onbr Nom nom nom nom nom....br br A Korean man with mystical forcesbr Will make the world ride on invisible horsesbr br [CHORUS]br He's the psychic Mayan Rapper, what you gotta say?br He knows that you're listening to this todaybr Can't beat him in cards, you can't beat him in chessbr Cause he knows everything, 'bout what's happening nextbr br [VERSE 2]br Female shyness will fade awaybr Dissolved into a page of 50 shades of graybr br They'll lose all inhibitions for the price of admissionbr To a magician named Mike whose biggest trick is strippin'br br The people will name him sexiest alivebr But a general will have the most sex to hidebr br A social network will go publicbr But have a hard time finding thumbs to up itbr br A movement to stop an bad dude will be skewedbr When its creator gets loopy and dances nudebr br The word meme will become a memebr But people still won't know exactly what it meansbr br A black man, re-elected for four yearsbr A rich man still won't admit he was born herebr br Even his friends will say, "shut up with that old fear"br How do you have so much money but never have a comb near?br br [CHORUS]br He's the Psychic Mayan Rapper, always dead onbr Never been a premonition that he's ever read wrongbr Yeah, you wanna shake his hand, wanna give him a kissbr Too bad he'll be dead by the time you hear thisbr br [BRIDGE]br The Walking Dead will move you stronglybr But Boo Boo Child will turn you into zombiesbr br Beiber, Selena...will be throughbr When he pukes on stage, now he swags on youbr br The Middle East will become unrulybr And everybody's bracelet will read "I Love Boobies."br br A prince reveals his crown jewels in a photobr You only live once, that's the motto, YOLObr br [VERSE 3]br You might see a spaceship wandering your blockbr And a spaceship on Mars create a famous mowhawkbr br A picture of avenging heroes will go fartherbr And a mouse will become Luke's new father (Mickey: I'm your father!)br br For the Jersey Shore, things won't seem fairbr One bad situation leaves and another appearsbr (Contrast of Hurricane Sandy and the cancellation of "Jersey Shore," i.e. "The Situation")br br A human fish will win gold's bestbr While a fallen acrobat with be "not impressed"br br Penn State football -- epic failbr And no, that guy never gets out of jailbr br A famous bakery will close down cause tearsbr But its Twinkies won't expire for hundreds of years.