After a Republican presidential primary which has shown us the candidates in debates, name calling, appendage measuring and now wife bashing you’d think there was nothing left to see. However, ABC News shocked the political world when they announced that they would cancel the final GOP debate they were set to host and hand the program over the ABC Sports who would revive their popular 1970’s “Battle of the Network Stars” format for modern politics!


“These candidates are full of bravado and fueled by their own machismo so let’s see them put their money where their mouth is and see them get down and dirty to earn our vote,” said ABC Wide World of Sports director J. Ronald Arbortine.

We’ve managed to get the first promotional ad for the new presidential selection format which includes a variety of events designed based on the candidates own debate talking points. Check it out and let us know what you think in the comments!