Depends on what you are buying.
[] I think I know your son!
[] /r/dogsstandingup
[] Lots in Tiergarten too
[] Well, that would explain why you quit.
[] How long is the lease?
[] Hi
[] Yeah exactly what im saying dude, so weird lol
[] Ok then the animated series which came out after the movie...jeeze
[] relatable bro. i dont smoke but fuck me thats relatable fuck it all live life to the fullest
[] I got food poisoning from 711 twice, never, ever, ever again.
[] wow this is actuqlly a very depressing thought. id have like...£180k
this is really not good.
wow i waist money!
[] Friend of a friend of a friend is apparently a prosecutor who developed severe mental health issues after decades of never being able to pin down people he knew were utter scumbags.
[] Ah yeah, confusing heavy doses of snarky sarcasm for serious intellectual discussion. You seem to understand context.
[] "Does the cheeseburger come with cheese?"
[] During a major money stress I started saying to myself, "Money can't make you happy, but it sure as hell can make you sad."
[] I'm a bit late to the party but here goes...

When I was 16 I worked at a large department store. A customer stopped me and immediately began yelling at me because he had been looking around the store for half an hour for a lawnmower that was on sale. He was going on and on telling me how it was "false advertising". Finally it went like this:
Me: "Turn around."
Him: "What?"
Me: "Look behind you."
Him: "I don't know what you're-"
Me: points "Look!"
He was literally standing in front of the thing he was yelling about. He just said, "Oh" and shut up.
[] Depends on management; if they are often involved with customers hands on and don't have a complete us vs them attitude towards employees, you're good.
[] Sort by "controversial" and it gets a lot funnier!
[] I just want you to tell me what you think "pedantic" means..
[] For those that don't: Hasidic Jews.

It's a branch of Judaism.
[] Stevie Wonder said he'd drive them all home? How does that work
[] Nah, you might think you found the American, but what you really found was a Canadian who has first hand experience doing dumb things.

Common error, we blend right in by being basically American, but about 25 kilometers to the north of America.
[] /r/Im14andthisisfunny
[] Let's just blame the iPhone...

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